Looking for a good laugh to share with your friends? A short, funny quote is one of the best ways to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes your single silly comment can make the atmosphere full of laughter. Check out our collection of short funny quotes that will make you and your friends laugh every time you read them!
Below are 30 Short Funny Quotes :
1. “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” : Oscar Wilde
2. “Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” : C.S. Lewis
3. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” : Cher, Clueless
4. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” : Robert Brault
5. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” : Matt Schucker
6. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” : Mark Twain
7. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” : Rita Mae Brown
8. “The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” : Bette Midler
9. “You can always tell a real friend: When you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” : Laurence J. Peter
10. “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” : Aaron Machado
11. “Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable.” : Jean de La Fontaine
12. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” : Linda Grayson
13. “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” : Jane Austen
14. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” : Elizabeth Taylor
15. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” : Greg Tamblyn
16. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” : Marlene Dietrich
17. “It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.” : Mark Twain
18. “True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” : Nicole Richie
19. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” : Terri Guillemets
20. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” : Arnold H. Glasgow
21. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” : Jim Hayes
22. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” : Samuel Butler
23. “If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around.” : Karen Salmansohn
24. “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” : Marcelene Cox
25. “Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” : Jane Austen
26. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” : Oprah Winfrey
27. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” : Bernard Meltzer
28. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” : Ralph Waldo Emerson
29. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” : Elbert Hubbard
30. “Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” : Sarah Dessen
